Friday, March 16, 2012


Hello there! Did you miss me as much as I missed you? (Humor me, will you?) My first week back from blog-cation was filled with birthday mania. As much as I love birthdays, parties, presents, celebrating and all associated festivities… it’s f**king exhausting. I’m pooped.

Here are the “R’s.”


I did just one post during my blog-cation last week – a “To LBK” letter to my son on his first birthday. How does a year go by so fast?

In Monday’s QWA, you heard all about my mom’s visit and all the fun times she and Quinn had together.  

Tuesday was my birthday, and I feel older than dirt, yo. Please comment on this post and make me feel better. You don’t have to pay me a compliment or anything. You can tell me I smell funny. That’s cool. Just say hi.

This week’s Not-So-Wordy Wednesday was a bit wordy (again) with all the photo captions, but you saw all the fun we had at Q’sbirthday party. The picture of his baby friends in their party hats is hysterical.


This week’s super awesome blogger referral is MODG from… MODG. A good friend recommended this blog to me a while ago, and I kept meaning to check it out. But life happens (and I suck) and yada, yada, yada. So I finally checked MODG out the other day, and OH … MEH… GEH!!!  I wish I hadn’t waited so long. Holy crap, this woman is damn funny.

Every single post I’ve read so far has made me pee my pants from laughing. (Okay, not literally. I clean up enough pee around here to add my own to that mess, but you get my point.)

For example, scroll all the way down to the bottom of her home page, and on the right you’ll see a nice big graphic that says “boobs,” and the O’s are boobs. Click on that. No, it’s not porn, but click on it anyway.  

I love every single thing about this blog. That I do mean literally. I would give you a whole bunch of links like I usually do with my F-R-R-R-iday referrals, but I would seriously have to link to everything on her blog. So just go there. Thank me later.

Pour yourself a martini and skip your ab workout this weekend. (I know, I kid.) Your sides will hurt badly enough after laughing your way through MODG’s blog. Why a martini, you ask? Because MODG stand for “martinis or diaper genies.” BWAHAHAHA!


A Wide Line has changed a ton since Quinn came along a year ago. Remember that? Definitely the fastest – and best – year of my life.

Tune in next week!

I honestly can’t decide what to write about next week. I have so many drafts in my head. That’s what a week off from blogging does to me. Not-So-Wordy Wednesday will have a funny video – that I know for sure.

Have a great weekend, friends!