Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Wiener Carrot {Not-so-wordy Wednesday}



I wish I could say this is the first wiener carrot I’ve pulled out of a bag of baby carrots, but it isn’t. It happens all the time when I’m cutting up a salad. I reach into the bag, grab a carrot, chop chop chop. I reach into the bag again, grab another carrot, raise the knife to chop – wait a minute. This carrot looks like a wiener.

You know what I’m talking about. You’ve seen these wiener carrots hiding among normal baby carrots, too. My question to you is – do you eat them?

I can’t chop them up – that’s just seems barbaric. I can’t put them in my mouth – that just seems vulgar. So they go in the trash.

But not until I take their picture.



What do you do with wiener carrots? If you find one, post a pic on your blog and send me a link. I’ll link back to all the wiener carrots links I get. 

4 comments:

  1. bwahahaha! weiner carrot!!!

    I don't think i've ever got one of those, but i do get a lot of baby carrots that look like a pair of legs!

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    1. Legs??? Dafuq?? Okay, now I'm intrigued. You've gotta post a pic of that next time you get one. :)

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  2. I'm reading your blog in the middle of the night trying not to laugh too loud. I'm not as kind as you - I go barbaric and cut that wiener up! I will always ALWAYS think of you every time I come across a wiener carrot!

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    1. Haha! See, I KNEW other people got wiener carrots too! And now every time I get one, I'm going to imagine you going all medieval on its wiener ass and chopping it up. :)

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